West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
50% drunk capacity currently
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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