did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
She's JV to your varsity
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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