I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I need help removing her.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Boobs are out for the taking
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Randomize
