So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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