I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Life is so much better after having sex.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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