I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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