Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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