Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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