yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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