Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I haven't been this sober since birth.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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