We're like a lot better than the average bears
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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