All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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