i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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