no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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