Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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