the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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