Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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