You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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