Is it normal to miss your booty call?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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