Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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