We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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