Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
