mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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