So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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