Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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