Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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