hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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