Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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