No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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