FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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go home
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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