I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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