AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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