I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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