God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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