i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
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I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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