Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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