I seem to have left my pride at pride
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Found the puke drawer
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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