HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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