My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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