Where did you get a picture of my penis
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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