I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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