So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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