You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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