hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I need water and some morals
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