NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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