This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We got so high we made milksteak
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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