I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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