ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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