And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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