I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
