life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
