We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Watching her eat just hurts me
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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