I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
jump out the window naked night went bad
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