There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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